Yasashii Syndicate

Calgary, Alberta (Yasashiisyndicate.org) - The Yasashii Syndicate is pleased to announce that a formal charter has been adopted. The ratification of the charter took place on Sunday evening, mere hours before the end of two-thousand and six. The Syndicate’s charter formalizes a number of policies and procedures that the chairman and the other members of the board of directors must follow.

Chairman Ell and Senior Vice Presidents Waters and Evans were present for the vote. As expected, the three members of the Acting Board all voted in favour of adopting the charter during the meeting which lasted roughly half-an-hour.

Afterwards, Syndicate Chairman Stacey Ell made the following statement:

This small Board of Directors may seem insignificant now, however, within it resides the power to change the world. Yasashii will use its power to better understand the universe we live in, and subsequently improve the life of all. This is only the beginning of a great thing.

The rest of the Board were unavailable for comment.

The charter also allows some small insight into the overall goals of the Syndicate and hints towards what may be contained in The Seekrit Plan. The preamble reads:

We, the members of the Yasashii Syndicate, have determined that, in order bring a new age unto the world, one which respects the Law of Nature and encourages humans to seek a deeper understanding of jurisprudence, one which provides an unprecedented environment for the worker to take advantage of his freedoms from shackles, one which allows humanity to survive without the burdens of blind faith and religious indoctrination, and one which is prepared as our Earth turns toward the next great Age of Exploration.

And for these ends, the Yasashii Syndicate will employ all means available to it to prepare for the New Age of Humanity.

We, the Yasashii Syndicate, have resolved to combine our efforts to accomplish these aims.

The Yasashii Syndicate is also pleased to announce that, with the ratification of the charter, it will now declare itself as a quasi-autonomous non-governmental organization, similar to organizations like the ISO and the W3C.

About The Yasashii Syndicate
The Yasashii Syndicate, otherwise known as the Gentle Syndicate, is an organization dedicated to its execution of The Sekrit Plan. The Sekrit Plan’s goals, to outsiders, seem strange and mysterious. To syndicate members, however, The Sekrit Plan makes perfect fucking sense.

For more information about the Yasashii Syndicate, please see yasashiisyndicate.org/about.
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Charter of the Yasashii Syndicate

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